adulcetcacophony:

death-by-sexy:

l0lcan0:

inafloydhole:

turntechpothead:

hivebent:

juniorcansing:

long-bottom:

awh now that’s just mean

….I can sing. 

uhhhhhhhh
I DIE OR SOMETHING AND I MAKE EVERYONE DEPRESSED I DON’T KNOW

i smoke a lot of weed
this is
not
ANY DIFFERENT THAN ME WITHOUT SUPERPOWERS

i have the psychedelic influences of pink floyd

I guess when I laugh I shoot lava out of my mouth

i’m jesus in overdrive, or jesus drunk at a party

I can cure cancer…

I’m such a lively person that I cause riots where ever I go.    

adulcetcacophony:

death-by-sexy:

l0lcan0:

inafloydhole:

turntechpothead:

hivebent:

juniorcansing:

long-bottom:

awh now that’s just mean

….I can sing. 

uhhhhhhhh

I DIE OR SOMETHING AND I MAKE EVERYONE DEPRESSED I DON’T KNOW

i smoke a lot of weed

this is

not

ANY DIFFERENT THAN ME WITHOUT SUPERPOWERS

i have the psychedelic influences of pink floyd

I guess when I laugh I shoot lava out of my mouth

i’m jesus in overdrive, or jesus drunk at a party

I can cure cancer…

I’m such a lively person that I cause riots where ever I go. 

Posted: Sat February 25th, 2012 at 5:41pm
Originally posted by zeekayart.
Notes: 62900

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    I AM A FRICKIN’ ROBOT.
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  3. chibinom reblogged this from raccoontherapist and added:
    So I eat midgets/babies?
  4. raccoontherapist reblogged this from flufferbutt
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  6. sexualstudcut reblogged this from lifeofanonsequitur and added:
    Stultuscaudex Stultus=Stupid Caudex=Blockhead …Maybe I could be a psyduck? STULTUSCAUDEX USED CONFUSION OH NO...
  7. assbuttyourargumentisinvalid reblogged this from sherlockseesthrougheverything and added:
    I can make people’s argument’s invalid and have the power of the Assbutt… awesome
  8. flyingladylauren reblogged this from justnorthofreality and added:
    Flying Lady Lauren: I can fly. I’d probably be able to stand up to high winds and stuff too, because flying whilst...
  9. justnorthofreality reblogged this from angrypigeons and added:
    I guess I could change reality? How awesome would that be :D
  10. unleashingtheanimal reblogged this from nitemareprince and added:
    I am apparently the female Hulk.. I need to get pasties or huge clothing now.
  11. professorhat reblogged this from sleuthinglicorice and added:
    apparently i am now a hat. and also a professor. in short i am a supersmart hat(?) which power is to teach, or research,...
  12. paradoxofmelody reblogged this from ceruleanbabe and added:
    I confuse people with contradicting music…
  13. rainbowfang reblogged this from closeted-and-in-highschool
  14. television-for-dinner reblogged this from xsingintomymouthx and added:
    I can eat electronic appliances.
  15. iaintnevergrowingup reblogged this from sonnelittle and added:
    Hell yes, I’m forever young!
  16. sonnelittle reblogged this from whereonlyangelstread and added:
    Sonne means sun in german. So… I’m a little sun?
  17. whereonlyangelstread reblogged this from neurotic-barista and added:
    I have wings and can talk with angels, which is really useful, I guess?
  18. assassinboygregory reblogged this from uncannydeadpool and added:
    I am an assassin with eagle vision and hidden blade who is a boy named Gregory
  19. mage0fbl00d reblogged this from das-uberchicken and added:
    Manipulation over blood.
  20. rsomeone reblogged this from statuanex and added:
    I have the power to shoot R beams out of my eyes and still remain anonymous.
  21. naotomadness reblogged this from kidicarusiscrazy and added:
    it could be D: this will be a good comic book :P
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  23. butterflies-never-die reblogged this from ikilledagirlandilikedit and added:
    ..I make it so butterflies never die?
  24. hooodlum reblogged this from agentkikirogers and added:
    THIS is my superpower.
  25. agentkikirogers reblogged this from justarandomguy and added:
    UMMMM…. IDK? BEING AWESOME CUZ I’M A AGENT?
  26. polka-dots-and-moonbeams reblogged this from vpsap and added:
    Being a Frank Sinatra song
  27. canadially reblogged this from itsnotworldsend and added:
    Well let’s see. I can’t fly or levitate. I can barely even jump. I can’t bounce bullets off my rump. I look horrible in...
  28. itsnotworldsend reblogged this from cowaiidaysu and added:
    I suppose I can’t do anything except prevent the world from ending. Which, I mean, is pretty cool I suppose. Except if...
  29. cerebralwhimsy reblogged this from sillyarms and added:
    I think I get cerebral palsy… Win?
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  31. atleastwewillleaveheretogether reblogged this from eatthekidsfirst and added:
    I’m gonna say that I can teleport and bring people along with me..
  32. vpsap reblogged this from ceosap and added:
    vpsap and ceosap crime fighting duo extraordinaire
  33. deathtosquishies reblogged this from paperchel and added:
    JAY EFF CEE, CHEL
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    ceosap … better left unsaid
  35. paperchel reblogged this from deathtosquishies and added:
    Flat Can slide thru door cracks doesn’t get squished when stepped on can disappear at the right angle